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U.S. — The U.S. Men's National Team surged into contention as a World Cup betting favorite after bringing in LeBron James to help the team flop around on the grass and act like he's hurt.

Singer-songwriter Olivia Rodrigo has released her highly anticipated third studio album, You Seem Pretty Sad For A Girl So In Love. Here’s everything you need to know about the artist. Age: 24-year-old Gen Xer Hobbies: Music…

Homeschool families used to be easy to spot, as twenty years ago the kids were all giant dorks. These days, it's a lot more difficult to figure out. Take a close look at this picture and see if you can spot all seven clues that this is a…

SAN DIMAS, CA — Local Gen Zer Aiden Heath was reportedly hospitalized this week after going more than five minutes without saying "bro."

U.S. — In a surprising policy shift, Democrats announced they were now demanding reparations from an African American.

Many online criticized NASA’s decision to select only male astronauts for its upcoming Artemis III mission, with Administrator Jared Isaacman claiming that the agency “assigns the crew that gives the mission the best chance of meeting its…

LOS ANGELES—Saying a courtesy call would have been nice even if nothing ever came of it, E.T. told reporters Monday he was shocked at not being contacted by director Steven Spielberg for a cameo in his new sci-fi movie Disclosure Day. “I…

OAKLAND, CA—Stressing that it was never okay to criticize someone’s appearance, Ariana Grande fans reportedly took to social media Monday to slam body-shamers for pointing out that the singer was actively on fire. “One, she’s always been…

MOBILE, AL — Local conservatives Michael and Lacie Barnett were reportedly aghast after walking in on their son Jeffrey watching the FIFA World Cup.

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